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1. The Color Purple.
    Never seen the movie...but sure loves the shade for makeup...
I find purple to be a universally flattering color for all skin tones.
Unless it's too frosty...
In which case you'll look like a whore.
Oh sorry, that sounds degrading...
I meant which case you'll look like an inexpensive prostitute...

So being one that always has go the extreme, I put on: purple eyeshadow, purple lip gloss, and purple shirt to match.
Dang, if only I had some purple blush... :(

2. Velcro Hair Rollers
Look how big my head is!!!! :D
I meant the volume of my hair...
Well, I may have gone a little overboard.
So to avoid too much poof horizontally, but not enough vertically (aka. The Mad Hatter look)...
 ... try lifting your hair up vertically as you wrap it around the roller.
Do this when your hair is semi-dry, then let it air dry while you do your makeup.
Creates the kind of volume similar to that of a salon blow out!

I'm sure no one has made this discovery before me, so...
You're welcome! :)

3. Friends Who Give Me Things

Nono, I'm just kidding... I like all my friends!
Even the ones that don't give me things (Just not as much as the ones that do...).

Right, so some of my friends gave me a gift voucher for a bartending class.
Coz it's one of those: Things-I-always-say-I'm-gonna-do-but-never-really-do...things.

Like "Go on a road trip"
"Learn salsa dancing"
"Read a book"
"Finish reading a book"...etc.

I'm sure you've all got a list of your own.
Well, start crossing off that list!!!
Coz ACTUALLY doing it, is so much better than TALKING about doing it!
Who would've thought...
(Don't get too excited, it's all fake booze we use)

I think I'm gonna take the full bartender course, and hopefully become one too!

But let me just tell ya, bar tending is NOTHING like I thought it would be!
There are so much skills required, it's not even funny! Scary is more like it...

On the final exam, everyone will be judged on speed, accuracy and knowledge... and flare.

The teacher wanted us to learn to pour drinks on our heads...
I just wanted to learn how NOT to knock things down...

But shhhhh, don't tell my future employer that!
I make you free drink! How bout a Sour Apple Martini? :D
Ok ok...That's just water with food coloring... XD

I cutted me hair!!!

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Something I haven't done in more than a year....

Goodbye split ends so bad that it looks like my hair is growing hair...
So long hair so long that it almost covers my a...
Dammit! It looked a LOT better before, when the hairstylist blow dried it :'(

It was so luscious and full of volume that I was a little turned on...yes, by my hair...
Ain't no way in hell I can replicate his methods tho... :S
Ugh... just screams FLAT now -___-

 A watercolour sky recommended Maya Hair Salon in Korean town on her blog. I thought her hair look too effing awesome, so i went there too!
Best $25 hair cut ever. hair cut ever!

I heart other bloggers :)
(ya know, when their recommendations work out well for me :P)

Oh, HEY my dearest cyber gal pals! :D I'm still alive!!!!
I've missed y'all! Oh. So. Much!

Forgive my lack of replies as I've been busy movin' n stuff...
Turns out what bit me (which led to an infection, which then almost led to my ultimate demise!) were bed bugs!!!

Having bed bugs...Possibly the worst f-----g experience ever...

In the words of Rachel:

"It's like there's rock bottom,
then 50 feet of crap,
then me"

Yeah...that about describe the feeling of having bed bugs...

I boiled all my possessions, and now sleeps in a tent... -___-

But check out ma new hair!!! :D

"DO panic" (coz it can save your life)

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As well as Web MDs...
Before I get into the main story, I'd like to say that I'm not an optimistic person.
When shitty things happen, I am 100% incapable of seeing the upside of it...the silver lining... the opening of doors or windows or cupboard draws...blah blah blah.

So the only positive outcome that I can associate with a negative experience, is the ability to educate share my newly gained knowledge in hopes of helping my my fellow man (and woman) to avoid similar experiences.

Excuse the cheesiness.
I promise there won't be anymore... so read on.

A little background story:
In the past month, I was bitten 5 or 6 times by an unknown insect.
Aside from the fire burning itchiness, I developed cellulitis from the latest bite.

Cellulitis is a skin infection...and to echo Wikipedia: No, it is unrelated to what's on a celebrity's butt in the tabloids)
It's possible that my scratching caused bacteria to enter the blood stream, or sometimes repeated exposure to insect bites can cause infection to develop (I read that somewhere).

I didn't recognize the signs of infection, and tried to wait it out (or tough it out like we're so often taught)
Though I shouldn't really blame myself...just hours before landing in the emergency room, I went to see a doctor.
In hindsight I'm surprised he couldn't diagnose the infection because the signs were pretty obvious. Or at least warn me about the possibility and what to watch out for!!!

The main clue that he missed (C'mon! this is like Medical 101) is the RED STREAK.
Now this is where I credit the Internet for educating me and possibly saving my life.

While browsing Yahoo answers for insect bite related posts, I read a line somewhere that said "if a red streak develops, seek medical help ASAP"
That line caught my eye, so the moment I started to notice a slight red streak I went to the above said doctor.
Who despite my pointing out that there might be a red streak developing, passed it off as nothing (tsk tsk tsk).

Some symptoms that I had but didn't recognize as worrisome (but are signs of infection, so take note):

- Rapid increase in size of the swelling (from the bite)
- Numbness of the arm
- Slight feverish
- Weakness
- Barely noticeable red streak extending from bite site
- An overall ill feeling

Still trying to be the child that never cried at needles, I struggled to suppress the increasing panic that I felt and just tried to walk it off.

(All those complements about what a "brave little girl" I was must have gone to my head...)

After a trip to the grocery store and eating some ice cream, I thought I was better because the firery itch (to a point that I desired amputation) was gone...
When I finally took off my jacket, I saw that the bite has doubled in size in the last 1 or 2 hours.

The reason it doesn't itch as much was because my arm was completely numb, and and looked like it was about to give birth...
The previously barely noticeable red streak has grown to be about 6 inches long and 2 inches thick.

Is it finally time to panic?
I think so.

Thanks to a dear friend with a car and an unusually empty Emergency Room, I managed to get medical attention on time.
Because within half an hour spent at the waiting room, the red streak already progressed 3 or 4 inches.

At the time I didn't realize how serious the situation was.
Only after being informed by the doctor and doing more Internet research, did I realize that "red streak" was headed up my arm and straight towards the heart.
I probably would have went to sleep, had I not known to look for a red streak.

Given the state I was in, tired, weak and numb; I very well could have chosen to sleep.
Because I didn't feel any significant discomfort, I wouldn't have know to PANIC had it not been for the passing glance at Yahoo Answers (Thanks to whoever wrote that btw!)

(In medical term the red streaks are called Ascending Lymphangitis. Aka. Blood Poisoning. "Since lymph flows toward the center of the body, the signs of infection progress in the same direction. The obvious danger being the infection heading toward the heart." Quoted from here)

I found out tonight that had I not receive treatment on time, and slept through it instead...
Let's just say...Yikes.

The point I'm trying to make is that a healthy dose of panic is necessary sometimes.
More appropriately, that timely medical treatment is crucial.
But knowing when to panic, so you know when to seek help, may be the most important thing here.
Knowledge is the key, but your internal instinct (the knot in your stomach that says: PANIC!) can be a sign also!

And hey, if you're a really laid back person that lives by the motto "Chill, it aint the end of the world, man." and just doesn't like to panic (aka. you're high)...then pretend.
Putting on a show for the doctor and nurses to see, can make sure you aren't ignored, and people might take you more seriously at the ER.
Because sometimes if you "look" fine, you will get left aside until it's almost too late.
Just trust me on this, I learned this the hard way a couple of years ago.

Putting on a brave face is soooooo 1958...

Anyhoo, I had to get antibiotics through an IV for an 4 days straight (I couldn't shower or bend my elbow :S), and continue to take antibiotic pills orally for 7 more days.
As of 12am today, I'm finally off antibiotics... Yay!

But appearently, once you contract cellulitis, it is more likely you'll get it again.
So if I get bit again, the same thing might happen, but antibiotics might get less effective. (Not sure if it's true, but if so...Crap!)

Except next time, I'm kickin' and screamin' my way to the ER the minute I see anything.

(Just in case, check out some tips on preventing infection from insect bite: here. Coz not showering for 4 days... sucks.)

Revlon, J&J Warehouse Sale

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For those in Toronto, there's a Revlon and Johnson&Johnson Warehouse Sale going on right now.

So go while you still gots the chance fool!!!
And buy somethin' for me too!!! :P

(I found out from another blogger here...thanks yo! ;D)

Please excuse my unexplained hiatus...
Let's just say, that just when I thought the nightmare was over, I ended up in the Emergency Room...
So yeah, I have a good reason to be away -___-

But no worries, I don't got no terminal illness and I'm still alive...
Just frustrated and annoyed.


Life is full of disappointments

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Yes!!!! First time in days that I was able to sleep through the night!

Feelin' gooooood... ^__^
Good enough to do a new post...
Good enough to trash talk some products...
haHA! I'm back baby! *Cackles*

Life is indeed full of disappointments...
But people hate it when you whine!!!
What with Haiti and all the other shitz that goes on in the world, someone will surely tell you to "suck it up or go f**k yourself"...
Or is that just me? O__O

Fortunately! I can let out my frustration on beauty products and their affiliated companies! :D
Because that's not whining, nono!
That's helping others become informed customers, and make intelligent choices with their money. Especially in this kind of economy! ;)

And I'm nothing if not altruistic and eager to help...XD

So...I've got beef with:
1. Garnier Nutrisse hair dye in BLACKberry:
When I first used it (about two months ago?), my hair turned out like this...
After about a month, it looked like this...
You probably can't tell, but I'm also booing in the picture.

Umm...may I just point out outright blatant lie here:
No...I don't expect it to actually be "permanent"... it too much to ask that it last longer than a 2 dollar hair-spray-in-a-can?!?!?

The next item that has let me down (like a disappointed parent whose child decided not to pursue a stable career in accounting...or medicine!) is the Missha PERFECT COVER bb cream.
"Perfect Cover"? I'm still looking for a fine print that says "just kidding..."
Because this thing has terrible, TERRIBLE coverage! 

I find that the general consensus for this product on the web is positive.

But for me, the complaints are endless...
- It makes me ashy
- Difficult to blend
- Makes me greasy and shiny (not a common occurrence for me)
- Damn pump always pushes out too much product
- Cost me almost $30, and it's non-returnable (I got it from my local H-mart)

Any lawyers here??? What are the grounds to sue for misleading advertising? Coz these companies are lying through their teeth!!!

Phew! That felt good! My therapist was right... sometimes venting and raging is good for you! :D
Just kidding...
I can't afford no therapist after throwing my money at all the trash above...

On an unrelated note...
Emily at Beauty Inside and Out did a tag that I thought was just too much fun!
So, here are my pictures for the "Once Upon a Time" Tag:
Man, I could not smile normally for the life of me! 
Haha... some things never change...

Now I TAG TAG TAG all of you!!! Baby pictures are the funnest!!!!

Missed me? Yes? No? Meh.

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I'm not feeling well...
Not well at all...

Permission to take sick leave...
Permission granted.

No, my obsession with makeup hasn't diminished.
I'm just too plagued with physical ailments to blog these days. Damn you earthly body!!!

Nothing new with me on the makeup front anyway... I've just been eating, reading Asian magazines (Thanks J!), and listening to Adam Lambert.
I'm so slow on things... I think he was on American Idol some while ago?
Anyway, I stopped watching American Idol after Clay Aiken lost... I was convinced the show was rigged.

So, I'm just discovering his music now. Obsessively listening to them over and over again...So damn catchy!

I want a snake cane just like his! :D

How HAWT is he?!?!?! Someone call the fire department, coz he's gonna start a fire he's so hot!!! :D
And boy does he know how to put on a show! (Watch his AMA performance)

Not to mention, a man who knows how to use makeup! I could use a tip or 2 from him! :D
YAY to bringing back glam rock, and eyeliner for men!
Sexayyyyyyyyyyyyy! *rawr* ;P

Pop Quiz: What's better than the Holidays???

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When it's OVER of course!!!

Ahhh....Post-holiday sale season...
A season to be treasured...
A time to be rejoiced...
A rare and precious moment when I can justify buying all kinds of stupid crap I've always wanted...

BS Sales Lady- "Just so you know, the sales items are 3 for $15, plus 10% off with the Body Shop card!"
Me- "Hmm...What if I just want 1 or 2 items?"
BS Sales Lady- "Sorry, it has to be in 3s..."
Me- "Oh fiddle poop...I'll just take these 6 then!"
(Note: BS stands for the Body Shop...)

Aren't they beeeeeeautiful????
Sigh... If I die today... I die a happy gal...:DDD

Frankly, I've been lemming their holiday makeup since forever!!! *Pat self on back for ability to resist til now*
I'm tempted to go back and get these 3 as well...

What should I dooooooo???  Gahhhhh :S
I know what you're thinking, and like my mother always says:
"Why can't you spend your money sensibly? And buy things you NEED, like clothes or shoes????"

Mehhhhh....I could live without clothes or shoes...

Things I cannot live without:
1) Freedom to laugh as loudly as I want
2) Freedom to sing and dance as badly as I want
3) Freedom to buy makeup on sale

Hmm...I guess in my ideal world, I'd be running around naked and bare feet, singing and laughing...

Anyway, now for the "Stupid Crap" portion, as promised:

$10 mini digital camera. So I can keep spying in drugstores, and piss off more nosy middle-aged women. (Confused? Read this.)

And a $4 "An Insult a Day" Calendar:

It was between this, or the "Word a Day" Calendar...

In the end, I chose this because I really DO need to sharpen up my insult skills.
I'm at an age when I can no longer retort with "Your FACE is stupid/ugly/phycho (ie. insert insult thrown at me)"...

Here are some good ones I plan to use:

Ok, maybe not this one...

Other Daily Calendars worthy of mention (pictures courtesy of my new spycam):

"Leave getting laid to chance? Ensure Sexcess!"
Awesome stuff... XD

Hmm... Methinks I need this...
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